Shopping stinks

I went shopping with mom on Friday. Can you say BORING? She kept saying things like "This will be so cute on you," and I kept thinking, "Really? I'd rather be naked." But then we found a store that understands how a man feels about shopping. Chairs and a TV. That's me touching the TV, like the holy grail.

PS - I'm sure you know which mom took me shopping, and which one would rather have her teeth pulled, right?